JESUS IS BAN FROM CANADA FOR ONE YEAR!!!!

Today it’s cold outside. I just came from church so therefore I’m in a good mood
therefore I wish to share a story with the readers.

A few days ago, I told Tim that he could tell the public a lot of stories of his nine days protest in front of the Legislature.


Can you imagine living in a tent for six months? I am so happy that I marked every story down and I can’t wait for that book to come out because I guess that I am truly the last of the true protesters!..lol..

I received a little flashback last week.

I received a phone call from the guy we call- Jesus!

Who’s Jesus you asked???

You long time readers would know of this guy but for newcomers? Lets go back to my six months protest in front of the Legislature in 2003.

Here we go…

While I was in the soup kitchen, I noticed a large individual sitting beside me and he said - GOD SAYS?? GOOD WORK!!!!

I didn’t pay too much attention to his message because in those days, I wouldn’t chat with nobody in that area because I didn’t want them to hang around my tent. I just ate and got the hell out!

PICTURE- GEORGE PIERS WHO RUNS THE SOUP KITCHEN1

The next day, I was reading the paper under the hot afternoon sun.

I heard a voice saying - GOD LOVES YOU!

I lifted my head and I noticed this huge guy < 6,5 > with long brown hair and a long beard. with the sun located behind him.

I quickly answered - That’s nice!

He continued - GOD MADE THIS PLANET FOR KIDS TO BE FULL OF ENERGY AND PLAY! NOT TO BE STUCK IN CLASSROOMS!!!!

PICTURE OF ADHD KIDS FULL OF ENERGY!!!

I know that some kids would say - AHHH RIGHT!!! I LOVE THIS GOD DUDE!!!...LOL

I began to worry for a minute and asked - Where are you from?

He quickly answered - DOES IT MATTER???

At that moment, I really began to worry but then again it don’t matter where God is from anyway?..lol

I really got very hyper and said - I got one question?

How would God educate the children?

He told me to give him a few minutes for an answer.

He politely asked me if he could sit down on the ground and he’ll ask God himself for the answer?

I quickly told him that it was a free country and he could do whatever he wanted.

While he asked the question to God?

I continued reading my paper and said to myself - OH BOY…YOU MEET ALL KINDS IN THIS PROTEST!

Minutes later, he showed me a note in front of my eyes.

The note said - GOD SAYS - CHILDREN NEEDS LOVE NOT
PILLS!

Well??? I’m not one to preach religion but if the issue of religion is on the table? I’ll debate!

I jumped up and quickly destroyed my sign and wrote that message on a brand new sign and laid it against my tent!

The day afterwards, MLA'S and Bureaucrats noticed my new sign and asked me if I was born again?

I told them that I wasn’t but when some stranger arrives at my tent with a long brown beard and long hair. 6 foot 5 inches and asked if it matter where he
came from? I might add if he comes out with a line with this one?

I am very sorry but I moved on that one. The sign will stay till the end of the protest.

That little line made a lot of sense.

Children needs love not pills! Makes a person think doesn’t it?

Anyway, Paul < Jesus > told me that he was from the state of Washington in the U.S.A.

He had no I.D. on him and was just a drifter.

I can’t say too many stories because they’re all in my book.

I told Jesus that I would love to be a fly on the wall once he comes to the American border without any identification in his possession.

Then again, they allowed that guy who supposedly murdered that couple from Minto go with a knife, chainsaw and brass knuckle.

Well? Last summer Jesus visited Cape Breton and came back to the Capital. After a few weeks Jesus decided to start hitch hiking to his home in Oregon.

A few miles from Fredericton, the R.C.M.P. and stopped the guy and began to asked some questions???

Jesus had no money or I.D.! After he told the officers that it shouldn’t matter where he was from because God has no borders!

Well? That did it! ..lol..

The cops quickly arrested Jesus and droved him to the border. Jesus told me that he didn’t know that the U.S. border was so close.

He also told me that talking to the immigration officials? It was just like talking to a wall!

Jesus spent the evening in Jail until his mother could fax his birth certificate from Oregon.

The Canadian officials told Jesus that he wasn’t allowed in Canada for a whole year!

Jesus sounded a little upset with these orders because God has no borders.

It sure was nice to hear from my old friend again and I’m certain that Jesus will one day return to the Capital.