
A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, behold,he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short,he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by Customs at the border.
"May I see your identification, please ?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. "No ID, no crossing the border",says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm a Canadian!" he said. "I have a picture of Brian Mulroney tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Jean Chretien on the other. "This I gotta see" said the agent.
With that, the guy drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent.
Go on home to New Brunswick.
" Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from New Brunswick?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Bernard Lord in the middle."
