A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, behold,he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short,he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by Customs at the border.
"May I see your identification, please ?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. "No ID, no crossing the border",says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm a Canadian!" he said. "I have a picture of Brian Mulroney tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Jean Chretien on the other. "This I gotta see" said the agent.
With that, the guy drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent.
Go on home to New Brunswick.
" Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from New Brunswick?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Bernard Lord in the middle."
4 comments:
Hey Charlie that had to be someone in Maine?? What do you think??
LOL. That custom guy is some smart guy. He knows the a**h*le when he sees one, right in the middle. He not only looks like one but he also behaves like that too. LOL.
When we are at subject of portrait between Brian Mulrony and Jean Chretien portraits here is a doozy. LNG tax break of over $100 million is being pushed through the legislature by Lord government. When asked about establishing a precedent Brenda Fowlie, Minister of Environment had this to say:
"This is a very site-specific facility that cannot go in other parts of New Brunswick, so there's no competition."
What a bull. It is a business incentive through unprecedented tax break indifferent to what type of business is getting it. Other municipalities are going to ask for it too and it is going to be a mess. We the public will be left holding the bag in much higher property taxes. Now Saint John residents then others. Lord government continues to screw general public of this province in favour of big business including insurance companies, do not forget that.
That Picture in the middle, between Chretien and Mulroney, writes a letter to editor in Telegraph that he is champion of rights of rural New Brunswick. He talks about gas tax. What a about face. He is the one who hurt rural N.B to no end through butchering the healthcare in rural New Brunswick and endangering the people’s life and now he is champion for their rights. Good technique to buy votes Mr. Picture in the middle.
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