J.K. IRVING VIEW ON SEX!!!!!

Ok….I’m going to tell ya a story that I wrote in
my column three years ago.

I have a column in the River Valley News in Grand Bay
and I believe it’s the only few newspapers left in the
whole province that’s not own by the Irvings!

I wrote a six part series – The Good< The Irvings> The
Bad < Irving Management > The Ugly < Me > I had some
good laugh with one column that I wrote.

I would approach a woman and asked her if she
smoke?

It didn’t matter if the answer was yes or no!!!

I would asked her – How’s your sex drive?

The woman would turned red and sort of told me
that it wasn’t none of my business!

I’m surprise that I’ve never receive a good slap
across the face after that personal question.
Afterwards, I would show her my column.

This is what I wrote-

It was the beginning of the Frigate program and
I was working at the H.M.S.C. Halifax in Saint John,
New Brunswick.

I had a job to do but before I began I decided
to have a smoke.

A few minutes later, I felt someone behind me. I
turned around and behold it was J.K. Irving himself!!!

It was the first time that I came face to face
with the famous industrialist!

He glanced at me with his deep eyes while
wearing a silver helmet on top of his head.

I said- Hey? How’s is it going?

He never said a word and just continued staring
at me. I must admit that I began to sweat a little.

After a minute, J.K. Irving said- You shouldn’t
smoke!!!

I strongly believe he meant butt that cigarette
and get back to work!

Being Charles? I asked – Ok..I’ll ask you?? Why
shouldn’t I smoke???

He tapped me on the chest and said - It’s bad
for your sex drive!

If Mr.Irving tapped me on my chest? I decided to
return the favour.

I tapped J.K.’S Chest and said- Bad for my sex
drive huh???

He tapped again and yes –Yes bad for your sex
drive!

I quickly tapped again and said- Hey??? Who
knows more about sex than we Acadians!!! Isn’t your
father born and brought up in Bouctouche???

He answered- True,true…true and quickly left the
scene.

Seconds later I was surrounded by Irving
Management who wanted to know the reason that
Mr.Irving and myself were tapping each chest???

They asked- Where you talking about the delay of
the frigate program??

I answered- You noisy bastards want to know what
me and Mr.Irving was talking about???

I told my bosses that we were talking about-
Sex!!!

They answered- SEX???

I stared at my smoke and said- He just told me
that smoking was bad for my sex drive! If a
Billionaire says it is?? Then it must be true!!

Afterwards, I quickly went to my job!!

Mind you, my bosses never believe my story!!!

I wrote about this in my column and weeks later,
I bumped into J.k. Irving!

I confronted the Billionaire and he said-
There’s my buddy and then he realize that it was
Charles Leblanc the writer.

He said- Hmmmm I don’t know if I want to chat
with you, you disclose our private conversations!!!

I told the Billionaire that my battles are
nothing against the Irvings but Management.

He cooled off and we had a nice little chat! 10
minutes later, he looked around to make certain there
were no one around and he whispered at my ear- Do you
still smoke???

What J.K. Irving was telling me that they may
not owned the River Valley News and it’s only a
bi-weekly newspaper but they do read it!

The Irvings always had a sense of ha ha with me
and I got a lot of stories about the three sons but
his son J.D. Irving is totally out of control and must

be stop but how can you stop a Billionaire?

It’s almost impossible!

They’ll make certain that only praising letters
will be in the papers about the Irvings and this is
what scares me!

Personally I don’t mind the other Irvings
especially the three sons because they do know how to
communicate.

Am I scare of the Irvings with my updates? Of
course not! I even pasted them into the Website at

JD Irving.com!!!!!