Notre Père
Notre Père qui es aux cieux,
que ton Nom soit sanctifié,
que ton règne vienne,
que ta volonté soit faite sur la terre comme au ciel.
Donne-nous aujourd'hui notre pain de ce jour.
Pardonne-nous nos offenses,
comme nous pardonnons aussi à ceux qui nous ont offensés.
Et ne nous soumets pas à la tentation,
mais délivre nous du mal.
Amen
GOD HAS MADE ME LAUGH, AND ALL WHO HEAR WILL
LAUGH WITH ME.
( GENESIS 21:6 *NKJV )
Dear Charles,
It is said that laughter is the best medicine. So today
we shall share a laugh or two, for after all, our Heavenly Father
has a sense of humor and: HE WHO SITS IN THE HEAVENS
SHALL LAUGH. ( PSALM 2:4 )
So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the Bloopers actually
found in Church Bulletins!
*The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with
any church.
*The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*Evening massage - 6 p.m.
*The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
*The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
of the recession.
*Ushers will eat latecomers
*For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
*The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
*Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
*Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
Terrible Experience."
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
*Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
With hymns from a full choir.
*Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
*Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
*The 2003 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th
and 11th.
*Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
church secretary.
*8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
of several new members and to the deterioration of some
older ones.
*The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
*The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.
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Now Charles, I hope that you have enjoyed these as much as
I did! Therefore may you have a" joyful" weekend, and may if be
filled with laughter as well. After all, it is said, smile and the World
smiles with you, frown and you frown alone. Amen
In His Love & Service,
Pastor Allen
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