Dan Bussières doesn't sleep. He waits.
Dan Bussières doesn't wear a wrist watch. He decides what time it is.
It takes Dan Bussières 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Dan Bussières slams revolving doors.
There are no races. Only countries of people that Dan Bussières has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Dan Bussières doesn't write reports. The words just assemble themselves out of fear.
Dan Bussières does not stub his toe. He destroys chairs, tables and furniture.
When Dan Bussières does a push up, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the earth down.
Dan Bussières can divide by zero.
Dan Bussières said "say please" when God said "let there be light."
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2 comments:
hahaha - O yeah and Dan Bussières gave Mona Lisa her smile; Dan Bussières does not love, he just doesn't kill...:)
Way to rip of Chuck Norris there Charles.
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