GOD'S MINUTE!!!

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Dear Charles,
In keeping with our Saturday tradition, I will submit the following
message for you, because once again: HE WILL YET FILL YOUR
MOUTH WITH LAUGHING AND YOUR LIPS WITH REJOICING!
( Job 8:21 *NKJV )

So today we will take a humorous look at some questions &
answers relating to events written in the Bible. Now I received this
message a few weeks ago from one of our subscribers. I hope
that it will get your day started with a good laugh or two, as It has
for me, by just reading the following.....

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
in a "Fury". David's "Triumph" was heard throughout the
land. Also, probably a "Honda," because the apostles
were all in one "Accord."

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as
to why they no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
(Groannn...)

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND
BUNCHES!!!!

Friends are God's way of taking care of us....

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make
coffee?

Yup, it's in the Bible.

Is it not written?: . . . "Hebrews"
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In His Love & Service,
Pastor Allen
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