Monday, August 21, 2006

BERNARD LORD RECEIVES A POEM FROM TIM SMITH!!


New Gaurd at the Legislature[1]
Originally uploaded by Oldmaison.
(A parting from office brief )

OverBoard With Mr.Lord!!

Overboard went Mr.Lord Into the river of shame.
And as he went down,he said with a frown
I have nobody else to blame

As the people they spoke My ministers I woke
Saying deal with these problems at hand
Putting them on the spot so I wouldn't get caught
For my plans that they don't understand

For I fooled all the voters on elections that day
Into thinking I’m the man for the job
They had no idea the price they would pay
Nor did I in creating a mob

I thought I could fool them into thinking I might
Be the premier of choice that would put up their fight
But instead I destroyed everything that I touch
Now the voters are saying they suspected as much

So they yell and they scream that they don't have to live
With a man such as me a ( Con-ser-va-tive)
And if truth should be told then I probably would
Agree with the people that I misunderstood

Reflecting back now with no choice I digress
My legacy, job and my life in a mess
And the rumor I’m hearing I suppose that it's true
Back in with the red and out the blue...

Be it Liberals or Tories, the people will choose
And with your new powers you must never abuse
For it turns out the people hold power of blame
So take care not to join me in this river of shame!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh if only this glorious day could be a reality!

Very well put, Let's keep our fingers crossed, one never knows what kind of package happiness is wrapped in, it could very well be the colour "red" while the con-servatives could truely be feeling very "Blue" indeed

Anonymous said...

Why take just one?

Put them all on a cruise and the whole "Blue Crew" can fall overboard.

One is no better than the other.

Anonymous said...

All I hear when I hear or read something Tim Smith says is: "Blah Blah Blah VLT Blah Blah Blah"